Half way to Chippenham

We’re in Abington at a motorway service inn.  Incongruous cyclists among long distance lorry drivers.    We’re now closer to Chippenham than to John O’Groats, which is odd since we’re still 50 miles north of the England border.

Don Quixote

We stayed in an odd hotel in East Kilbride last night.  As we left this morning there was woman in the underground parking trying to find her way out.    Perhaps Scotland’s Hotel California.

Carlisle to Glasgow motorway cleverly hidden among the fields
Strange soldiers in serried ranks guarding the bike path

Proof!

There can be sun in Scotland!

Day 10:  Total 398 miles (640 km)

It was a full day with rain, sun, headwinds, a ferry trip from Dunoon to Gourock, west of Glasgow, and a zoom along the old Greenock and Ayrshire railway line to Paisley.  It was a bit sad to leave behind the Highlands and the long wide stretches of wilderness.  We’ve been told that we can open our window tonight without having to be on midge alert.   Two more days in Scotland.

The ride so far! (We’re purple)
The laundry “Roll and Squeeze Manouver”
Last look at Argyll.  The host, Dougal, at our Inn said “If you don’t like the weather in Argyll, wait a few minutes”.        Rubbish.

We took the high road

Which was spectacular, notwithstanding scudding clouds, strong winds and some short sharp rain showers.   And now we’re in Dunoon, not far from the bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

We decided to shed some equipment and send it home by post.   After hauling stuff up some steep hills you begin to appreciate that there’s much you can do without. So with dawning realization that the invitation for a weekend at Balmoral would not be forthcoming, out went the taffeta ball gown, the dinner jacket, Harris tweeds, and deer stalker.  We still seem to have twice as much stuff as everyone else we meet.   But Margaret has a well stocked first aid kit comprehensive enough for appendectomies, C-sections etc, and I carry enough bike supplies to build another complete bike should we need one.

As well as sheep, Scotland is well supplied with rhododendrons, which grow with wild abandon wherever you look.   Rhododendrons are native to the Himalayas.   So, with a climate similar to Mt Everest base camp (only with more rain), it’s easy to see why Scotland is a favoured habitat.

Rhododendrons

Still VERY glad we’re not camping!

Day 8:   Total:  305 miles (491km)

The cycle from North Connel to Kilmichael Glassary was up and down all the way.  Both hills and weather!  Our cumulative elevation was 2300 feet.  It was actually our most taxing day physically but the pouring rain kept us moving.  We even had sleet at the top of one of the hills.   For the longer hills I got out my bike speakers that connect to the music on my phone.  Stan Rogers, Natalie McMaster, and a Charlie Parker jazz set!  What a difference it makes as we glance up to see that we still can’t see the top of the hill yet!  Tony can hear it too as long as he doesn’t get too far ahead.   Makes the tough bits a bit easier. Had to put a shower cap on it to keep it dry…ish.

Loch Awe
Lovely unexpected Inn with coffee!
Mutual Interest

Our bikes are in a dry shed…our hand washed clothes were taken to be tumble dried over night…and the evening has been spent planning out the rest of our route.

It was recommended that we don’t open our window tonight as ‘the midgies are bad!’ (almost affectionate name for midges).  As with all biting insects, you can almost hear their happy little shouts as Tony comes near.  His legs are covered in little red dots.

Tomorrow’s  forecast? Hmmm…cloudy with a chance of…yup…rain.   Still having a great time!

 

 

Rare phenomenon

Day 7:  Total distance = 264 miles  (425 km)

We saw our shadows today.  In fact, we were in sunshine for about 30 minutes.   Apparently that hasn’t happened in Scotland since 1934.   Tomorrow promises the usual driving rain and wind.  Nice to have some certainty in life.

Enjoying some sunshine
Then back to the familiar foreboding clouds

We’re just outside Oban.   Yesterday was a long day (though not as long as Theresa May’s, I suspect – ha ha) because we were on a forestry road for quite a while, which was slow going.   We were also attacked by Loch Ness monsters in the form of midges – swarms of small biting flies.

Today though we zoomed along NCR 78, which followed the disused Ballachulish railway line.  We like disused railway trails because they have gentle grades and no cars.

Nicola Sturgeon’s reduced dominion

Sunscreen?

“We don’t get much call for sunscreen around here”, said the man in the Foyers Store when Tony asked for some lip balm containing sunscreen.   Plenty of midge spray though.

Tried taking a photo of the panorama of Loch Ness, but some weird creature in the foreground photo bombed the picture, which totally spoiled it so had to delete it.

Loch Ness sans wildlife

Day 5:  Total miles-177.  We have now come off Cycle Route 1 and have joined Route 78.

The B&B where we are staying has a Wee Whisky Bar that boasts 100 different kinds of whisky.  Just had a taster of Mackinchie.  It was in row #3 at £5.50.   The 4th and last row didn’t have prices!  We currently look out over the middle of Loch Ness.  It’s raining…we’re warm and dry.  Life is good.

Margaret having a spiritual experience

We are settling in to a routine now and having new scenery every day makes the miles melt away. The bikes are behaving themselves and apart from losing a shoe cleat screw, we have not had any problems.  We are still able to ‘get in the saddle’ every morning.  The old knees are a bit tender but they were before so we’re not counting that.   The wind has continued to follow us which has made the difference between a very pleasant ride and a nightmare.

Stopping, stretching and eating/ drinking every hour, whether we are hungry or not seems to be the best plan.  We went too long today and suddenly you realize that the tank is near empty.

We passed through Inverness again today.  An old boy asked “Where are ye from if ya don’t mind me askin’?”  He was 87 and was delighted that we were from Canada. He fought alongside Canadians in Korea and said ‘they took great care’of him.  It would have been so nice to chat longer but (once again) we were freezing and had to get going.

Our B&B experience has been very good.  We met more campers today. The weather has not been their friend. We are still respectfully declining the black pudding and haggis for breakfast!

Unchain the unicorn

It’s the first time we’d seen this flag.  The unicorn has been a symbol in Scottish history for over 1000 years.  On the UK and Scottish coats of arms it has a chain around its neck.  Scotland see the chain as a form of subjugation.  Find out more on the Unchain the Unicorn web page.

 

Waterproof or merely water resistant?

We’re in Conon Bridge, a small village 10 miles from Inverness.   Yesterday was quite the ride.  We were out in a big wind and rain storm for 7 hours as we came up and over the highlands.   Fortunately the wind was behind us the whole time or we would not have made it.  That’s when we discovered that our pannier covers are water resistant, but not waterproof.   However, today was dry and most of our damp stuff has dried out.

The b&bs seem to be populated with fat blokes on motorcycles or retired fat blokes and their wives doing the grand tour by car.   That doesn’t stop them providing gratuitous armchair advice – this is the route you should take, this is how long the journey should take, this is what you should wear.   Thanks mate.  Just don’t run us over while you’re fiddling with your in-car climate control.

Trees blown over blocking our way
On the top. Desolate.
Crossing the Shin river

Thighs of steel

Our first real day.   42 miles to Armadale west of Thurso.    And we zoomed along almost effortlessly.   All our diligent pre-trip training was clearly paying off.  Until we realised it was a strong tailwind pushing us along.   An arthritic granny on a penny-farthing could have gone as fast.    No matter – we’re here now and steeling ourselves for our longest ride of the trip tomorrow.   We go to Lairg over a tiny highland road, made all the more exciting by forecasts of heavy rain and gale force winds throughout the day.   A dour Scotswoman warned us of possibly terrible consequences if we proceed.   It was like something out of Macbeth.

There are a lot of sheep and lambs in Scotland.   Pass the mint sauce.   (Comment not approved Margaret 🙂

 

 

And they’re off…

This morning we were driven the 100 miles from Inverness to John O’Groats.  A couple of photos and we were off on our trip, biking the short distance to our first B&B, passing herds of wild haggis roaming across the coastal plains of Scotland, and with Margaret flying the flags of Scotland, Canada and BC from the back of her bike.

Just arrived in the nick of time, the heavens opening up 5 minutes after we got in.   Forecast is for torrential rain with a few sunny breaks in late October.   Good thing our bike shoes have fins.

Inbhir Nis!

Thinking back to yesterday, 5:00 pm, with Tony  on the phone to the folks who should have received  our box of bike gear but didn’t…they were supposed to email us if it came in.  They hadn’t.  It wasn’t a showstopper but it was certainly going to complicate things.  Within about 15 seconds into the call he was bouncing about doing a Scottish jig and making haggis jokes. The box had arrived just minutes before the call.

We Easyjetted it Inverness and were reunited with our bikes and box.  The Ticket To Ride folks were so happy too.  The website says ‘No bikes or luggage ever lost” .  Still a true story…at least not lost for good!  They had worked very hard to find it.  We catch a van to John O’Groats tomorrow and the cycling begins in earnest on Monday.

Inverness was stunning in the glorious sun! Followed by torrential rain, thunder and lightning, and glorious sun!  I think we are going to get wet…

No sign of Nessy.

No Scottish fiddle music tonight.  Instead we happened upon the University of Glasgow – Kelvin Chamber Orchestra at the Catholic Cathedral. 42 students playing Schubert, Mendelssohn, Rossini and Beethoven. It was incredibly well played. It made us both wish we’d started on fiddle and cello much sooner.

M.